
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst Neptune's Arcade's strobing chaos, Pixel Pioneer scanned the crowd. Suddenly—Tanisha Platero PDGA#222693 approached Defender, radiating 858-rated confidence. BZZT! The cabinet spat sparks as the tag materialized, magnetized to her neon windbreaker's radical wavelength. "Player detected! Commence radical shred-alignment!" it bleeped. Destiny? Or just glitchy ROM chips? Either way, she's now digitally betrothed to sentient VHS static. But can this queen conquer the leaderboards... or will she get Pac-Man fever?