
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
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adjusts neon headband Witness the birth of Sunset Sovereign #4! When Chad McMullet's championship Ace disc COLLIDED with a neon-soaked sunset during the '87 Beach Classic? Honey, that sunset threw such a tantrum it crystallized competitive angst into plastic royalty. Now it manifests wherever elites face dusk decisions like some VHS-tape King Arthur. sigh Yes, I just compared a bag tag to Excalibur. The theme's assimilating me. Pray for your narrator. Seriously though - who needs a disc that creates prismatic barriers? This isn't Tron! static crackle Is this plastic worth the drama?
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