
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The neon glow pulsed as VHS Visionary fast-forwarded through mortal contenders. It paused on Nicole Galindo - not for PDGA prestige (his rating's basically a Betamax tape in a Blu-ray world), but because his acid-washed jeans emitted perfect tracking signals. With a synthpop bleep, the tag dubbed him Chosen One. Sigh. Now he's babysitting sentient plastic that critiques his hyzers. Can this hero handle the rewind function when he shanks?