
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> During the '87 Arcade Masters finals, a championship disc absorbed a malfunctioning VCR's dying gasp. Cheers, static, and flight data fused like a Stranger Things plot hole - birthing VHS Visionary. Now this sentient tape rewinds time to reveal perfect lines while I'm stuck narrating its glow-up. Seriously? A VCR spawned a disc golf tag? The 80s were extra. </origin_story>