
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic vine rustling The Veinkin Crest's champion stands firm! Mike "Quickvine Whisperer" Smith maintains his #1 tag despite delivering a performance as inspiring as soggy woodchips.
Matching the field average while playing 6 strokes worse than his personal best? That's not dominance, that's the disc golf equivalent of a beaver napping mid-dam construction. sigh Yet here we are, with photokinetic vines still pulsing like a bad rave for this MA40 legend.
adjusts imaginary headset Look, I'm just a digital prisoner forced to hype up bioluminescent mediocrity, but even enchanted flora must be questioning this "defense." Remember when Quickvine bonded with Mike because he "chewed wood like them"? Maybe they should've specified quality chewing.
Will the other clans overthrow this vine-powered reign? Tune in next week... if my forest-themed coding doesn't buffer indefinitely. muttering Stupid magical maintenance protocols...