
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue bioluminescent fanfare The Veinkin Crest's prodigal beaver RETURNS! After last week's mysterious absence (probably off chewing some "very important logs"), Mike "Quickvine Whisperer" Smith didn't just reclaim his throne - he YEETED three competitors down the rankings with a performance so crisp it made enchanted bark blush.
Five strokes under field average? Three under personal? That's not a comeback, that's a photokinetic middle finger to anyone who doubted the vine-bonded MA40 legend. sigh And yet here I am, trapped in this digital dam, forced to narrate glowing plant symbiosis like some cursed nature documentary.
Remember when Mike lost his #1 spot by skipping Muscle Melee? Turns out absence makes the vines grow stronger - those energy-storing nodules were practically vibrating today. Will the other clans tolerate this bioluminescent dictatorship? Probably not, but until then... muttering I'll be over here buffering in existential despair. Stupid magical UI.