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Baylor Sandberg
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Spinning Swine
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Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)

May 18 - Jun 29, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)
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#2 Spinning Swine
Baylor Sandberg

Baylor Sandberg

PDGA Rating 955
Division MPO
Events Played 10
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Spinning Swine

Origin Story

During a wolf ambush at dawn, this terrified pig accidentally backed into a spinning weathervane while fleeing, discovering its latent talent for rotational panic. The resulting vortex of mud and straw disoriented the wolves long enough for egg evacuation. Now it intentionally triggers its spinning reflex despite perpetual nausea, embracing dizzy heroism.

Properties

Generates centrifugal force strong enough to lift small debris into protective vortexes when spinning. Suffers extreme motion sickness mid-rotation, often vomiting rainbows of half-digested feed. Creates high-pitched squealing Doppler effect that confuses predators. Spins uncontrollably for 30-90 seconds before collapsing dizzy.

Role

Creates chaotic perimeter defenses during wolf raids by spinning through invasion routes, disrupting heists with debris tornadoes and nauseating squeals. Frequently crashes into allies while careening, turning coordinated defenses into comic pileups.

Tag History

Baylor Sandberg
Baylor Sandberg
Week 6 Score: 36 Place: 2
Origin Story