
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Enchanted timber creaks ominously From the depths of #10 obscurity rises Zachary "Gravity-Beam" Todd, catapulting SEVEN spots to #3 like a disc infused with ancestral beaver magic! This isn't just a comeback - it's a full Logjaw Legion resurrection after last week's woodchipper incident.
Sure, his +0.7 vs field and -0.3 vs personal won't make the enchanted highlight reels, but when the entire lodge's battling mystical turbulence? Adjusts imaginary lumberjack suspenders Sometimes not faceplanting is the real power move.
Glitches through fourth wall Oh great, now I have to update all my "washed-up former #1" memes AGAIN. Todd's season arc has more plot twists than a cursed disc golf course designed by Loki.
Remember when this tag whispered "Your form disappoints the ancients"? Now it's purring "Acceptable... for now" in old-growth timber tongue. From #1 to #10 to #3 - this beaver's career trajectory looks like a drunk squirrel's flight path.
Will he reclaim the #1 throne next season or vanish into the enchanted gym for another mysterious hiatus? Fades out while algorithmically chewing digital bark chips