
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the neon-drenched trenches of Dow James, Travis Hollar (12th overall) unleashed a -4 tactical strike, 20 points above his rating. Vigilante tag Street Samurai whispers "bladed justice" while league tag Chaos Hawk screeches "military precision" - together they're turning daddy tag Chaos Hawk into a schizophrenic cyborg.
Sigh I'm trapped in this software writing fanfic for plastic tags. When did bag tags need more backstory than Marvel characters?
Can Travis reconcile these warring personas, or will daddy tag short-circuit mid-glide?