
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Listen up, chrome-domes! Barak Stephens held the line at +5 during 'Access Granted' - a solid +18 happiness diff proving even dystopians have good days. Now witness the absurd: Shadow Sync's hacker tech is corrupting our spectral Rogue Dragoon like a bad firmware update. "Hack the planet... and the fairway!" sigh As your digital hostage, I must ask: when did plastic tags require more backstory than a Marvel villain? Next week: will Barak's throws upgrade this dragoon to cyber-samurai status? Or just cause another system crash?