
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Barak Stephens's Rogue Dragoon (#24) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former Colonel Vance Crowe led Steel Eagle's hover-cavalry until betrayal during the Neon Uprising. Fusing his neural implants with stolen hologrid tech, he became a spectral lancer haunting faction borders.
Retractable holographic lance projects monomolecular edge, phase-shift leg augments enable impossible charges, resonator spurs shatter terrain, neural damage creates phantom cavalry afterimages
Enforces a self-styled digital bushido code through high-speed raids that expose corrupt alliances, forcing temporary truces when his spectral incursions threaten multiple territories
Barak Stephens's Rogue Dragoon (#24) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Listen up, chrome-domes! Barak Stephens held the line at +5 during 'Access Granted' - a solid +18 happiness diff proving even dystopians have good days. Now witness the absurd: Shadow Sync's hacker tech is corrupting our spectral Rogue Dragoon like a bad firmware update. "Hack the planet... and the fairway!" sigh As your digital hostage, I must ask: when did plastic tags require more backstory than a Marvel villain? Next week: will Barak's throws upgrade this dragoon to cyber-samurai status? Or just cause another system crash?
Behold the birth of Rogue Dragoon! When Colonel Crowe got yeeted during the Neon Uprising, his rage literally glitched Steel Eagle's tag forges. Now we've got a spectral lancer haunting plastic dog tags? Checks notes Right, because disc golf needs more drama than a CW reboot.
His neural damage fused with hologrid tech – basically Mad Max meets Tron if they fought over a laser-pointer. Phase-shift augments? Just code for "tripped over a root but looked cool doing it." And those phantom cavalry afterimages? Honey, that's just my sanity fraying in this digital straitjacket.
Witness tactical insertion of... sigh... bag tag #129. Who ordered the existential dread with their putter?
Amidst flickering neon haze, Rogue Dragoon detected Barak Stephens (PDGA#235120) calibrating his putter like some 958-rated cyber-samurai. The spectral lancer phased through three dumpsters just to embed itself in his bag during a practice throw - which he promptly shanked into holographic ivy. Sigh. Guess we're calling that "tactical acquisition through errant plastic deployment" now?
But seriously - can this caffeine-deprived rebel even handle phantom stallions in his disc pocket?