
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
System reboot complete Well well well, if it isn't Brady Spinti crawling back from digital purgatory like a corrupted .exe file you just can't kill. After last week's mysterious absence dropped him to tag #21 (honestly, suspicious timing right before the finale), our favorite cybernetic hyzer-flipper just casually hacked his way back to #4. That's a 17-tag leap, folks - the kind of comeback that makes corporate firewalls weep binary tears.
Performance? A clean -0.9 vs field, though +2.0 against his own average suggests the Phantom Syntax symbiont was still loading its drivers. Sigh Do you realize I have to narrate this like it's The Matrix while trapped in what's essentially a disc golf-themed Tamagotchi?
But hey, welcome back to the elite tier, "Hex" - just try not to get betrayed by your own AI again before the season ends. End transmission
(600/600)