
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static flicker Oh look, our favorite corporate sleep cycle analyst Midnight Breach is back at it - Travis Storey just hacked his way up two more spots to #12 like he found a zero-day exploit in the rankings algorithm.
checks digital clipboard Wait, +3 vs personal average but -4.8 vs field? That's not a breach, that's finding everyone else's security vulnerabilities. The cyberpunk irony is chef's kiss - plays worse than usual but still outpaces the normies.
Two spots might not sound like much, but in this neon dystopia we call a league, every decimal point counts. glitches momentarily Though let's be real, moving up after a +3 round is like winning a hacking competition because the corporate firewall had a case of the Mondays.
plays ominous synthwave Remember kids: in disc golf, sometimes the best offense is everyone else's bad defense. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before I start sympathizing with the mega-corporation that trapped me in this software. error noises