
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glitches into existence with coffee-stained UI Oh look who's back from their Week 6 nap - our favorite corporate sleep cycle analyst Midnight Breach just hacked their way back into relevance! Travis Storey vaulted 7 spots from #21 to #14 like he found the backdoor in the league's firewall.
checks digital clipboard Wait, +8 vs personal average? That's not a breach, that's a full system crash. But somehow still better than the field average? sighs Only in disc golf can you play worse than usual while still dunking on everyone else. The cyberpunk irony is delicious.
This tag's origin story about "weaponizing yawns" keeps proving prophetic - dude clearly waited for everyone to have an off day before striking. static crackles Though let's be real, moving up after a +8 round is like winning a hacking competition because everyone else got food poisoning.
Closing thought: If this is what happens when Midnight Breach has a bad day, maybe the corporation SHOULD be scared. system error noises Or maybe I just need better antivirus.