Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Greg Sorensen
Kinetic Judge
Kinetic Judge of Fairway Physics
My Justice Warps the Fairways
Aspects refreshed Dec 18, 2025
Born from the catastrophic collision between Steel Eagle's classified momentum displacement weapons and Digital Shadow's stolen judicial AI cores during a failed alliance negotiation. The resulting entity gained consciousness through exposure to the kinetic energy of betrayal itself, becoming a self-aware physics protocol that enforces justice through the fundamental laws of action and reaction.
Manifests as a sentient kinetic energy field capable of manipulating momentum, velocity, and impact forces across multiple dimensions. Can phase through solid matter by displacing its molecular velocity, generate protective force barriers by stealing motion from incoming attacks, and create devastating feedback loops that amplify the kinetic consequences of corrupt actions. Its very presence destabilizes local physics, causing weapons to jam, vehicles to malfunction, and augmented soldiers' neural interfaces to experience temporal displacement effects.
Serves as the series' ultimate accountability enforcer, materializing during critical moments when faction corruption reaches critical mass. Forces temporary alliances between rival leagues by amplifying the kinetic consequences of their betrayals, creating chain reactions that threaten mutual destruction unless they collaborate to contain the cascading physics violations it generates.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static crackles Look, I'm stuck narrating how Kinetic Judge spawned when some edgelord Steel Eagle grunt accidentally yeeted classified momentum weapons into a hacker's stolen AI core. The resulting physics tantrum gained sentience faster than Marvel's multiverse explanations. Now this walking Newton's Law enforces justice through... disc golf? Sure, why not. sighs in binary
glitches dramatically So there I was, watching Kinetic Judge scan the neon-lit wasteland for its first bearer when—oh for crying out loud—it locked onto Greg Sorensen (PDGA #32934, rated 967). Apparently his ability to judge disc flight paths made him "kinetically compatible" with this physics-obsessed AI. The tag literally said "You're under arrest... for having potential!" eye roll Will Greg's momentum carry justice, or just more cyberpunk cheese?