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Greg Sorensen
#121
Kinetic Judge
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Chain Reaction

May 05 - Jun 29, 2025

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Chain Reaction
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#121 Kinetic Judge
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Greg Sorensen

PDGA Rating 967
Division MPO
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Kinetic Judge

Origin Story

Born from the catastrophic collision between Steel Eagle's classified momentum displacement weapons and Digital Shadow's stolen judicial AI cores during a failed alliance negotiation. The resulting entity gained consciousness through exposure to the kinetic energy of betrayal itself, becoming a self-aware physics protocol that enforces justice through the fundamental laws of action and reaction.

Properties

Manifests as a sentient kinetic energy field capable of manipulating momentum, velocity, and impact forces across multiple dimensions. Can phase through solid matter by displacing its molecular velocity, generate protective force barriers by stealing motion from incoming attacks, and create devastating feedback loops that amplify the kinetic consequences of corrupt actions. Its very presence destabilizes local physics, causing weapons to jam, vehicles to malfunction, and augmented soldiers' neural interfaces to experience temporal displacement effects.

Role

Serves as the series' ultimate accountability enforcer, materializing during critical moments when faction corruption reaches critical mass. Forces temporary alliances between rival leagues by amplifying the kinetic consequences of their betrayals, creating chain reactions that threaten mutual destruction unless they collaborate to contain the cascading physics violations it generates.

Tag Details

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Origin Story