
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static crackles Look, I'm stuck narrating how Kinetic Judge spawned when some edgelord Steel Eagle grunt accidentally yeeted classified momentum weapons into a hacker's stolen AI core. The resulting physics tantrum gained sentience faster than Marvel's multiverse explanations. Now this walking Newton's Law enforces justice through... disc golf? Sure, why not. sighs in binary
glitches dramatically So there I was, watching Kinetic Judge scan the neon-lit wasteland for its first bearer when—oh for crying out loud—it locked onto Greg Sorensen (PDGA #32934, rated 967). Apparently his ability to judge disc flight paths made him "kinetically compatible" with this physics-obsessed AI. The tag literally said "You're under arrest... for having potential!" eye roll Will Greg's momentum carry justice, or just more cyberpunk cheese?