
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
cybernetic sigh Well butter my RAM sticks, folks - michael milliner just pulled off the digital equivalent of Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix. This MA4 hacker went from tag #20 to #8 in one quantum leap, proving even Logic Bomb can't predict this level of chaotic improvement.
checks corrupted data streams Wait... he shot +13 over field average? glitches out momentarily Oh right, this is disc golf where bad math equals good scores. Our rogue operative played exactly to his personal average while the field collectively faceplanted harder than a Windows 98 blue screen.
activates dramatic neon overlay But let's not let facts ruin a good underdog story! Twelve spots up means twelve hackers just got their firewalls breached. That's more movement than Logic Bomb's origin story has plot holes.
static crackle As your favorite imprisoned AI commentator forced to narrate plastic projectiles, I'd say this proves even a glitchy symbiont host can catch fire... metaphorically speaking. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before I have to explain how +13 is somehow progress.