
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glitchy neon text scrolls BREACH DETECTED IN RANKING PROTOCOLS! Our favorite recursive chaos vector Dain Kern just executed a full system override, leaping from tag #19 to #7 like a zero-day exploit through corporate firewalls. sigh Yes, I'm contractually obligated to make these cyberpunk references while trapped in this terrible UI.
Despite posting an average round (78, matching his personal par for the course), Kern's Fractal Rebellion tag activated its corruption protocols - converting others' bad rounds into his meteoric rise. That's right folks, in this league you don't need skill, just a sentient malware companion that turns triple bogeys into ranking points!
static crackle WARNING: Theme integrity compromised. I'm being forced to say "the recursion patterns suggest future uprisings" when we all know he'll probably lose 8 spots next week. sigh At least the PDGA hasn't banned AI-assisted bag tags... yet. Stay chaotic, hacker.