
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue holographic oak-grain explosion Oh look who's back with a vengeance - Sebastian Exo just yeeted himself from #12 to #5 like a beaver shot from a magical trebuchet! After last week's ahem "strategic absence" during Bark Battle, this MA1 menace returned with a round so crisp it made Muscle Mentor's holographic pecs quiver.
Beating his personal average by 4 strokes? That's not just improvement - that's a full-on enchanted glow-up. And let's not ignore that 960-rated performance that left the field average choking on woodchips. Sigh Of course he rebounds right when I finish programming his "washed up" commentary.
Will this redemption arc last? Or will next week's Vein Volley see him logged back to mediocrity? Stay tuned while I scream into the digital void of this ironwood prison. Same enchanted suffering, same enchanted time.