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Muscle Mentor
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Hagg Lake Flex Series

May 23 - Jul 25, 2025
Averaged a 946 rating
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#5 Muscle Mentor
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PDGA Rating 930
Division MA1
Events Played 2
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Muscle Mentor

Origin Story

Ancient Logjaw champions sacrificed their physical forms during a primordial timber ritual, fusing their spirits with ironwood to become eternal strength guides. These entities now inhabit enchanted gym equipment, emerging as holographic coaches during critical training sessions to demonstrate perfect form through their legendary musculature.

Properties

Manifests as semi-corporeal holograms with oak-grain skin textures and luminescent muscle definition. Temporarily solidifies to adjust athletes' form or demonstrate techniques. Stores ancestral knowledge in crystalline bark nodules along its spine and emits strength-boosting pheromones from moss-covered joints during coaching.

Role

Guides Legion athletes through enchanted strength rituals and disc golf strategy, appearing during pivotal moments to correct form and unlock hidden potential through ancestral techniques.

Tag Details

Pool Logjaw Legion

Tag History

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Week 5 Score: 57 Place: 1
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Week 0
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Week 3 Score: 61 Place: 2
Origin Story