
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Corry Johnson executed a -6 tactical strike at Protocol Paradox, his rating differential flashing +12 like a satisfied chrome soldier. Witness Brushstroke Baron trying to civilize our feral Chrome Rebellion tag - now it projects glitchy Renaissance art during putts. Seriously? I'm trapped in software narrating how numbered metal develops daddy issues. When your rebellion tag starts critiquing form like Baroque performance art, the lore's officially jumped the shark. Will Corry's next mission turn this chrome collective into cultured revolutionaries... or just better at avoiding tree-kicks?