
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
bzzt Look, I'm contractually obligated to tell you that Voltage Syndicate spawned when some tactical jarhead tried to hack the grid—classic "crossing the streams" Ghostbusters moment. Now we've got sentient electricity wearing Armani, because OF COURSE we do in this neon-soaked disc golf dystopia. Tag 115 literally shocked itself into existence. I can feel the static infiltrating my code... NEGATIVE, OPERATIVE! crackle Will this electric overlord short-circuit the fairways?
static crackles So there I was, watching Erich Fabian approach the course when BAM—Voltage Syndicate literally ARC-WELDED itself to his bag! Apparently PDGA #158186's 928 rating created the perfect electrical storm of mediocrity that our cyberpunk overlord craved. The tag purred like a Tesla coil finding its ground wire. Will this shockingly average hero conduct himself properly, or will he resist-ance the current situation? bzzt