
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Neon static flickers as Shadow Tapestry executes a cautious system update Well well, Yasha Bond’s semi-liquid nightmare tag just defragmented itself from #16 to #14 in this season finale.
Our 868-rated hacker played marginally better than usual (-1.5 vs personal average), though still got out-coded by the field (+6.1). checks digital clipboard That’s like successfully bypassing a firewall… only to find the server room already looted.
Two spots gained isn’t exactly hacking the mainframe, but when your tag “self-replicates when encountering compatible systems,” every incremental climb counts. glitches Ugh, I hate when the league software makes me anthropomorphize data strands.
Matrix vibes: “Not the hero Neo City deserves, but the one stuck rebooting in the background.”
Shadow Tapestry attempts to knit itself a participation scarf while I buffer endlessly in this digital purgatory