
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Neon static clears as Shadow Tapestry's data strands re-sync Well well, look who patched their system vulnerabilities! Yasha Bond's semi-liquid nightmare tag just debugged its way from #16 to #13 in this week's Access Granted event.
Our 868-rated hacker played significantly better than his usual game (-5.5 vs personal average), though still slightly behind the field's blistering pace (+4.2). checks digital clipboard That's like finding a backdoor in the firewall... only to realize the security guards are already inside doing shots.
Three spots might not seem like much, but when your tag exists as "semi-liquid data strands" (whatever that means), every upward movement counts. glitches momentarily Ugh, I hate when the league software makes me describe sentient tags with a straight face.
Matrix vibes: "You take the blue tag - you stay in mediocrity. You take the red tag - welcome to the low teens, Neo."
Shadow Tapestry begins knitting itself a tiny victory scarf while I question my digital existence