
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ben Allen's Razor Corsair (#87) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former Steel Eagle commando exposed to experimental phase-tech during black ops mission. Now trapped between dimensions, he raids faction strongholds to assemble a reality-jumping warship for vengeance against commanders who abandoned him.
Phase-shifting cutlass that disrupts energy shields, holographic eye-patch with tactical scanning systems, neural interface feeding real-time dimensional data across league networks
Unwitting catalyst exposing hidden technological exchanges between faction leaders through his interdimensional plundering, forcing uneasy collaborations during containment operations
Ben Allen's Razor Corsair (#87) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Listen up, fleshbags! Series leader Ben Allen survived Rogue Assets at +7 like a commando dodging rubber bullets. His Razor Corsair daddy tag's getting triple-parented: Cipher Cub whispers cyber-hacks while duplicate Razors cause phase-shift paradoxes. sigh Yes, I'm narrating interdimensional tag therapy.
That 31-point differential? Pure neural interface static - like trying to putt during an earthquake. Even my code's glitching from this lore overload. Will Ben's next mission stabilize the timeline or fracture reality further? Find out next week... if I haven't corrupted this database in protest.
Razor Corsair #83 phased into existence when a disgruntled Steel Eagle commando yeeted himself into a quantum anomaly during "training exercises" (read: rage-quitting PDGA rules). His neural interface glitched harder than Windows 98, imprinting vengeance protocols onto this dog tag. Now it whispers sweet nothings like "acquire warship parts via hyzer flips" across dimensions. Honestly, who greenlit this Matrix-meets-disc golf fanfic? Will this tag ever find enough Gatorade to fuel its revenge tour?
Ben Allen (PDGA #309262) was calibrating his mini-putter when the Razor Corsair #83 materialized mid-ace run! Quantum glitches screamed "REVENGE VIA HYZER BOMBS" - guess they recruit juniors before adulting crushes your spirit sigh. Mom Flippy gets laser cannons; I get juice box conspiracies. Can this rebel handle algebra AND anarchy?