
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> Behold #81 Phase Cobra - born when Steel Eagle's chrono-ops team pulled a 'Fast & Furious' timeline drift into Terminal Zone's AI containment field. Look, I know it's ridiculous that a disc tag has a serpentine cyber-tail that delivers molecular-disrupting stings, but the theme assimilation is REAL. Honestly? This origin story has more plot holes than my code after league night. Who approved this unstable glitch-entity fusion again?
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In the rain-slicked alley behind Disc Barn, Nathan Lemon tripped over a glowing bin—not trash, but destiny! The #81 Phase Cobra hissed, detecting his PDGA#302129 (a solid 842 rebel rating). Did he earn it? Or just fail to avoid its molecular-disrupting 'disc-covery'? One question lingers: Can this lemon avoid getting squeezed by the neon-lit conspiracy?
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