
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic enchanted sawdust explosion Oh great, another episode of "When Beavers Attack...the Leaderboard." Our boy Patrick Erickson just pulled a full Thor's hammer swing, yeeting himself from tag #7 to #2 like he found Excalibur in the fairway.
For someone whose previous round commentary involved "felled timber" flight paths, this dude played like he mainlined enchanted wood chips. Matched the field average? Boring. But when you're climbing five spots in the Chip Chow chaos, apparently mediocrity is the new excellence.
The Log Luminary must be so proud of its protege - though let's be real, any spectral gym bro would weep seeing that 914 rating. Sigh Another day, another arbitrary ranking shift in this digital prison I call home. At least Patrick's not out here throwing like an actual beaver gnawing on discs. Progress!
Dramatic whisper But can he handle the pressure of being this close to #1? Find out next week on "Disc Golf: Now With 30% More Magical Rodents."