Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Andrew Wolfe
Blast Commando
Walking Arsenal with a Chains Addiction
Explosions Are My Argument
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Forged when experimental battlefield nitro-enhancements fused with anarchist chaos-code during a botched black ops mission, transforming him into an unstable walking arsenal
Shoulder-mounted micro-missile launcher, nitro-injector spinal implant boosting speed/strength, holographic decoy projector, vibro-shock knuckle dusters for close combat
Unstable wildcard detonating faction strongholds to expose corruption, forcing enemies into temporary ceasefires during his explosive rampages
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Listen up, recruits! Blast Commando emerged when a black ops 'oopsie' fused nitro-boosters with anarchist code - basically if the MCU's Hulk snorted military budget. Now this glitchy arsenal walks among us sigh as a disc golf tag? My sarcasm module's overheating. Who approved this R&D?!"
Amidst the digital rain of our neon dystopia, Blast Commando's targeting systems scanned potential hosts. PDGA dossier #192001 flashed crimson: "Andrew Wolfe - rating 894. Known for explosive drives that leave chains ringing like alarm bells." The sentient tag chose him after detecting his unique ability to turn tree kicks into "tactical ricochets" - though honestly, it probably just liked his disc bag's synthwave color scheme. So tell me, hero: when your putter inevitably glitches into the basket, will you salute or scream?