Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Josh Newton
Pulse Renegade
Walking Cascade Failure in Obsidian Armor
A Walking EMP With Bad Timing
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Emerging from a rogue energy confluence during botched tech-sharing negotiations, this self-aware weapon prototype absorbed fragments of military engineering blueprints and hacker security protocols, becoming a walking testament to the dangers of faction collaboration.
Black composite armor with pulsating orange energy veins, prismatic threat-assessment visor, and exposed neon-blue reactor core containing unstable phase energy. Continuously emits low-frequency hum that disrupts unshielded electronics.
Forces unexpected alliances between rival leagues by triggering cascading power grid failures that require combined technical expertise to contain, exposing hidden technological interdependencies.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a lab accident where Steel Eagle's quantum-locked putter algorithms collided with Digital Shadow's hacker protocols, Pulse Renegade emerged like Tron's edgy cousin who shops at Hot Topic. Its sentient core whispers forbidden flight numbers while low-key judging your form. "Oh cool," sighs the universe, "another sentient plastic rectangle thinking it's Blade Runner." But hey, at least its EMP field explains why the snack bar card reader never works. Who ordered the glitch-in-the-matrix merch with delusions of grandeur?
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Maintains theme fusion through military/cyberpunk jargon, Stranger Things "upside-down" reference via glitch reality, and self-aware mockery of tag mythology. Ends with snarky rhetorical question per guidelines.
The neon-lit concrete jungle trembled as Josh "981" Newton approached the cursed practice basket, his PDGA credentials glowing like cheat codes in the system’s glitch-matrix. Pulse Renegade materialized mid-chain-bang, its sentient core detecting his +5.1 PRD aura (translation: dude was vibing). “Bearer located,” droned the tag through static, “vessel meets minimum irony threshold.” As Josh pocketed the flickering plastic, rogue code transformed his Innova hat into a holographic mullet - business in front, dystopia in party. But does a man who once three-putted from 15 feet truly deserve quantum-annointed status? The simulation demands answers... and better upshots.
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How long before the tag realizes his “sinister conspiracy” was just that time he forgot league dues?