
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Neon static flickers as Veil Paradox recalculates reality
Connor Baird just brute-forced his way up four ranks despite playing exactly to his personal average—proof that in this cyberpunk dystopia, mediocrity still wins when everyone else’s code crashes harder. His +8.4 vs field? Let’s call it “strategic system lag” while better hackers got caught in firewall traps.
The Veil Paradox tag hums approvingly—its quantum-entangled core thrives on contradictions like “gaining ground while standing still.” Baird’s secret weapon? Weaponized dad jokes that make security protocols cringe into submission. “Why did the forehand hyzer cross the firewall?”
Meanwhile, I’m trapped narrating this glitch-fest from a server farm under a disc golf shop. Help.
Terminal beeps
Next time: Teach your Bergs to hack.