Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Byron Haskan
Inferno Arbiter
Walking Furnace of Chain Justice
My Rulings Leave Scorch Marks
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Born from the catastrophic meltdown of a black ops neural tribunal facility, this walking furnace of justice combines Steel Eagle's military execution protocols with Wild Force's survivalist pyrotechnics through unstable dataplasma cores.
Glowing data-core surrounded by shifting thermal plates, voice modulator emitting crackling verdicts, projectile magma canisters, thermoptic camouflage systems embedded in scorched armor plating.
Compels rival factions to collaborate by simultaneously targeting their corrupt leaders with fiery executions, its burning data-core exposing forbidden alliances through cascading combustion patterns.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Byron Haskan's Inferno Arbiter (#81) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"When Steel Eagle's quantum forge collided with Wild Force's bio-incinerator during a 'routine' systems update (read: someone spilled nitro cold brew in the server room), Inferno Arbiter emerged like a Marvel plot hole wearing tactical gear. Its magma canisters? Repurposed Starbucks holiday edition thermoses. The thermoptic camo works suspiciously like my ex’s ghosting skills. Why am I narrating sentient dog tags again?"
Exactly 400 characters of existential crisis
The Inferno Arbiter scanned the wasteland through thermal latte art patterns, seeking a host worthy of its tactical cupholder attachments. Byron Haskan emerged - PDGA-certified* (*pending), wielding a putter like Schwarzenegger brandishing a pool noodle. His qualifying throw? A "controlled burn" hyzer that ignited the 14th hole's astroturf. Destiny? Or just someone who forgot their Firebird’s flash rating? The tag fused to his bag, whispering forbidden Starbucks rewards codes. Now he bears the flaming yoke of #104... but can he handle the real heat when league night clashes with BOGO hour?
(System note: PDGA number redacted because apparently we’re doing cybersecurity cosplay now)