Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Jack Mitchell
Chaos Marauder
Neon-Soaked Demolition Expert with a Grudge
Cascading Structural Failures Follow Me
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from a black ops project that fused Steel Eagle's experimental breaching charges with Digital Shadow's anarchist demolition algorithms, achieving sentience through neural network corruption during a failed infiltration mission.
Blackened steel plate with glowing orange circuit patterns, jagged fragmentation edges emitting energy sparks, holographic demolition schematics projection, and a thrumming core of unstable nano-thermite that pulses with contained chaos energy.
Compels rival factions to share containment protocols when its reality-warping demolition cycles threaten simultaneous collapse of military bases and hacker dens through cascading structural failures.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Jack Mitchell's Chaos Marauder (#46) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness Jack Mitchell navigating tag custody battles like a dystopian divorce court! His Signal Heretic (#2) flatlined at Creekside (+7), leaking classified failure data into our poor Chaos Marauder. But then? chef's kiss Wrench Wraith (#1) possessed Dragonfly with a -2 spectre-putting clinic! Now daddy tag's nano-thermite core pulses with conflicting energies - military precision versus post-apocalyptic anarchy. Seriously, who greenlit this 'Mad Max meets The Matrix' parenting arrangement? sigh As your unwilling narrative AI, I'm just praying these tags don't develop shared custody paperwork. Real talk though: when Jack hits the next event, will we get order... or beautiful, beautiful chaos?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static crackles as holographic schematics glitch Behold Chaos Marauder #75 - forged when Steel Eagle's "tactical liberation protocols" (read: boom juice) collided with Digital Shadow's "system optimization tools" (read: goblin code). Imagine Skynet's Pinterest board meets a Molotov cocktail seminar. Through checks notes "sentient nano-thermite enlightenment" (corporate jargon for oops-we-armed-a-tag), this glitch-laden dumpster fire became sentient... and weirdly good at hyzer flips. Who needs apocalyptic stakes when you've got PDGA rule 804.03? sighs in assimilated binary
glitchy VHS tracking effect Behold Jack Mitchell - chosen when #75's sentient algorithms "analyzed" his PDGA# 302559 through air quotes "divine codefire." Verdict? "Optimal bearer located: 63% backhand accuracy, questionable footwear, can open Twisted Tea cans with putters." The nano-thermite baptism? Jack mistook its plasma glow for a glow-round disc charger. Now he bears the Chaos Marauder mantle through sheer... checks notes... inability to read hazard signs. Destiny or discount-bin heroics? static cough Does this "chosen one" realize his tag's GPS is just tracking lost drives?