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Clayton Strayer
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Lockstep Tribunal
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GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League

May 24 - Jun 28, 2025
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#14 Lockstep Tribunal
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Clayton Strayer

PDGA Rating 933
Division MA1
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Lockstep Tribunal

Origin Story

Commissioned during the '87 Protocol Crisis when renegade agents attempted to rewrite rulebooks mid-tournament. Forged from melted-down citation stamps and shredded violation pads, Lockstep Tribunal emerged as the embodiment of unbreakable procedure. Its first field deployment ended a 72-hour rules debate by automatically enforcing PDGA Article 4.2.B through sheer presence.

Properties

Projects aura of regulatory inevitability that stiffens spines and straightens lie angles. Contains embedded microfilament pages of condensed PDGA guidelines that glow when infractions occur. Cannot be removed from holster without proper chain-of-command authorization. Generates low-frequency hum at 812Hz - known compliance enforcement frequency.

Role

Serves as mobile enforcement protocol, automatically updating field agents on regulation changes while suppressing recreational disturbances through procedural osmosis. Its mere presence compels proper stance adherence and penalty acknowledgment.

Tag Details

League GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League
Pool Enforcement Division

Tag History

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Clayton Strayer
Week 1 Score: 48 Place: 3
5 days ago
Origin Story
7 days ago