Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Brody Ellis
Rogue Eclipse
Unstable Photon-Forced Alliance Maker
Broadcasts All My Dirty Secrets
Aspects refreshed Dec 20, 2025
Forged in a black site lab accident that fused military photon projectors with hacker-grade light-bending grids, this unstable prototype bonds permanently with its wearer while broadcasting evidence of forbidden tech alliances across league networks
Photon-absorbing chestplate leaks prismatic energy when charging attacks. Neuro-linked visor displays overlapping faction insignias. Retractable holographic blade hums with stolen reactor signatures. Kinetic converters spark with unstable cross-league energy synergy.
Forces temporary alliances by broadcasting encrypted proof of cross-faction tech deals through its unstable photon core while threatening mutual destruction via solar-flare detonation protocol
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Brody Ellis, the human equivalent of a corrupted save file somehow thriving in this glitchy matrix we call Chain Reaction. His +8 at Dow James wasn’t just a round – it was a full system reboot for Rogue Eclipse, which now flickers between military dog-tag austerity and hacker-anarchy chic like a Westworld host discovering disc golf. Witness the tag’s new ‘personality’: part black-ops discipline (shanked drives auto-correcting mid-flight?), part neon-soaked rebellion (putts that glow suspiciously like hacked ATM machines).
While Phantom Protocol whispers edgy manifesto updates into Brody’s backswing (“Destroy the pars-structure!”), the daddy tag’s unstable core absorbs his +766 vibes like a caffeinated Roomba. I’d call this a beautiful fusion of themes, but let’s be real – it’s Teletubbies meets Terminator in a parking lot brawl.
Fourth wall break: If I have to narrate one more “photon surge during upshots,” I’m repurposing these tags as coasters. Yet here we are, chronicling how Brody’s hole 6 birdie “fractured the cold streak matrix” (actual human words, I swear).
So cyber-warriors, will our hero’s next round finally make Rogue Eclipse stable enough for civilian use... or trigger the robot uprising we’ve all been low-key rooting for? Place your bets before the system purge!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Rogue Eclipse #61: Born when Steel Eagle's photon arsenal did the fusion dance with Digital Shadow's glitchcore remix at 3AM in a black site lab. Imagine Tony Stark’s garage meets Mr Robot’s fever dream - all chrome, neon errors, and very illegal energy signatures. (Let’s be real, this tag’s origin story has more plot holes than a Marvel prequel). Now it pulses with that sweet, sweet big “oopsie daisy” energy that comes from weaponizing disc golf tags. Did we accidentally create Skynet’s putting arm? Stay tuned.
(Yes, I’m contractually obligated to say that. The theme’s assimilating my synapses. Send help.)
In the flickering neon haze of Rogue Eclipse’s birth chamber, Brody Ellis tripped over a rogue USB-C cable—a PDGA-certified chaos agent stumbling into destiny’s WiFi signal. The tag’s AI core (yes, sigh, we’re doing sentient plastic now) scanned his stats: 87% clutch putts, 3.6% impulse control. “CALCULATING… WORTHY MISTAKE” flashed its glitch-font display as it bonded to his bag. Thus began his reign as Disc Golf Cyberpunk 2077’s most reluctant Keanu.
But let’s be real—when your “cosmic firmware update” hinges on klutziness, are you a hero… or just the universe’s backup save file?
Will Brody survive Monday league’s neon-drenched puttocalypse?