
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Agent rhett baldwin! Your +7 in Operation Rogue Assets would make a drill sergeant weep, yet somehow Night Talon upgraded? The math is as confusing as your Neon Ronin's identity crisis - that military tech is overwriting its vigilante code! Now your glowing ronin debates whether to slice corruption with its energy katana or file PDGA paperwork. I'm trapped in this software narrating plastic tag soap operas - send help! Will your next mission restore cyber-samurai glory or full system crash?