Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
rhett baldwin
Neon Ronin
Cybernetic Samurai of the Glowing Chains
Betrayal Burns Brighter Than Neon
Aspects refreshed Dec 21, 2025
Once a loyal enforcer for the Yakuza-affiliated Night Syndicate, this ronin was betrayed and left cybernetically maimed. Rebuilt with stolen neon-tech augments and a prototype energy katana, he now stalks the glowing undercity, severing corruption's chains one scandalous head at a time
Bio-luminescent circuitry pulses beneath synthetic skin, retractable holographic katana stores in forearm housing, adaptive camouflage merges with neon environments, reinforced titanium endoskeleton etched with vengeance oaths in glowing kanji
Wandering executioner who forces temporary alliances between factions when his public takedowns of corrupt officials reveal incriminating cross-league connections
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Agent rhett baldwin! Your +7 in Operation Rogue Assets would make a drill sergeant weep, yet somehow Night Talon upgraded? The math is as confusing as your Neon Ronin's identity crisis - that military tech is overwriting its vigilante code! Now your glowing ronin debates whether to slice corruption with its energy katana or file PDGA paperwork. I'm trapped in this software narrating plastic tag soap operas - send help! Will your next mission restore cyber-samurai glory or full system crash?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
[SYSTEM OVERRIDE] Behold Neon Ronin, forged when a rogue AI tried to automate disc golf commentary and accidentally created a cyber-yōkai in the league database. Its code-breaker katana? A repurposed Groove disc glitched during a firmware update. Now it haunts the leaderboards, slicing through pars like Keanu in a John Wick x Cyberpunk 2077 mod. (Yes, we’re doing this unironically. No, I can’t stop screaming internally.) Will its next update add more unnecessary neon… or basic self-awareness?
Rhett Baldwin stumbled through neon-lit alley #305056, clutching a glitched-out Groove like last week’s sushi. The Neon Ronin materialized mid-forehand practice swing, whispering “Your PDGA 305056... matches the fail-safe code...” as rain dripped down his ‘I ❤️ Bergs’ trucker hat. Destiny? More like A.I. desperation—the algorithm chose a man whose greatest rebellion was playing safari holes sober. Now he wields this digital ono with +4.20 chaos rating. But can a dude who still bags a Dragon unironically truly be... the chain reaction?
(Yes that’s the tagline. No I don’t write these.)