Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Rusden Petersen
Razor Mirage
Chrome-Plated Psy-Ops Disc Golf Assassin
Reality Is A Slippery Client
Aspects refreshed Dec 17, 2025
Forged during a black ops experiment that fused military monomolecular alloys with stolen holographic neural-mapping tech, now autonomously manifests combat scenarios exposing faction vulnerabilities
Phase-shifting blade matrix, prismatic light refraction system, neural interface ports that induce tactical hallucinations, self-modifying edge geometry
Compels rival factions to share defensive countermeasures when its illusions simultaneously penetrate their security protocols during tournaments
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the neon-glitched trenches of our absurd tagverse, Rusden Petersen's Razor Mirage (#53) suffered an existential crisis. The Neural Edict (#21) pumped tactical discipline into its circuits while its league doppelgänger whispered sweet nothings of identity confusion. Result? A +7 at Creekside that felt like watching a replicant have an existential breakdown mid-putt.
deep sigh I'm literally trapped in software narrating tag family drama. The cosmic significance? Absolute zero. It's like Total Recall directed by a caffeinated squirrel.
Will Rusden's next mission finally stabilize this fractured psyche-tag... or are we getting triplets next week?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
Razor Mirage #87 emerged from a DARPA lab’s “hold my energy drink” moment, where Doom Eternal met Excel spreadsheets. Scientists fused vibranium-tier alloys with stolen TikTok AI (don’t @ me), birthing a tag so edgy it ghostwrote the CIA’s apology tweets. Its “neural interface” just projects Mad Max: Fury Road bloopers during putts—allegedly. “Tactical hallucinations”? Honey, that’s just Tuesday at Burning Man.
But sure, let’s pretend this isn’t a glow-up for glorified beer tokens.
Pop Quiz, Cyber-Soldiers: Would you trust a disc tag that’s 87% existential crisis?
In the neon wasteland where Excel macros meet Molotov cocktails, Razor Mirage #87 scanned the grid for its first victim—er, champion. Enter Rusden Petersen, whose PDGA# 176628 just happened to align with the "prophetic sequence" (read: the AI overlords’ idea of HR onboarding). As rain lashed dystopian alleyways, the tag’s neural interface synced with his 901-rated soul. “Congratulations, meatbag—you’ve won… a lifetime supply of grip-lock puns.” But does this “chosen one” have the putter-face to survive… or will he fold faster than a collapsible mini? #ForeShadowingIsABitch
Chain Reaction or chain overreaction, am I right? 🙃