
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Currently 43rd in our dystopian hellscape, Dallas Harris hacked The Observatory with a slick -1, boosting his rating by 12! His cybernetic Static Surge (#5) just infected daddy tag Avalanche Marshal (#69) - imagine a siege hammer suddenly developing malware. Now this frosty war machine projects glitchy holograms mid-swing. sigh I'm trapped in software narrating an identity crisis for numbered plastic. When military hardware gets blockchain energy, is this progress or just disc golf's midlife crisis? Will Dallas's next mission turn our Marshal into a Skynet snowblower?