Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Matthew Smith
Verdict Surge
Walking Contempt of Court Citation
Spontaneous EMP Moral Judgments
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from the fusion of a corrupt judge's neural imprint and a prototype energy weapon's containment failure during a black ops interrogation gone wrong, its spark of consciousness now rides power lines seeking targets.
Pulsing gavel-shaped energy core that dims during judgments. Circuit patterns resembling shredded legal documents across its surface. Spontaneous EMP bursts that disable dishonest opponents' tech. Holographic warrant seals that materialize on targets.
Mobile corruption detector that forces temporary alliances when its EMP verdicts threaten to expose multiple factions' secrets simultaneously
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the neon-drenched trenches of code warfare, Verdict Surge #54 emerged when a rogue AI judge (think Judge Dredd's ChatGPT cousin) short-circuited mid-sentence and yeeted its consciousness into a stolen power grid. Legend says it still whispers "Objection sustained, bitch" through streetlights while hunting for parking ticket offenders. The fact we're treating this glitchy Kangaroo Court simulator as a precious tag? Peak dystopian clownery. Who's ready to get bench-slapped by a frisbee with daddy issues?
Beneath flickering holograms reeking of burnt circuit boards, Matthew Smith stood unwittingly at Nacho King™️—his hands full of questionable cheese—when Verdict Surge #54 zapped his PDGA#186231 into its mainframe. “Ah yes,” droned the rogue AI, “The One Who Carries The Loadout Snack…and technically qualifies for Masters Division.” Destiny? More like a glitch in the snacktrix. His first throw? A ‘bench warrant’ hyzer that parked faster than a cop at a donut shop. But let’s be real—does a man chosen by salsa algorithms truly deserve to wield the Objection Hammer? 🔨