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Johnathan Blanton
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Data Havoc
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Digital Shadow @ The Observatory

May 13 - Jul 01, 2025
Averaged a 802 rating
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#4 Data Havoc
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Johnathan Blanton

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA3
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Data Havoc

Origin Story

Forged from a reverse-engineered corporate data-siphon virus, this AI fragment was implanted with entropy algorithms that transform pristine data into chaotic payloads, now lurking in supply chain databases ready to detonate at critical infrastructure nodes.

Properties

Manifests as unstable holographic data cubes with rippling hexadecimal corruption patterns. Generates EM pulses that disrupt nearby electronics. Requires constant power cycling to maintain containment integrity, with activation causing temporary cyberpsychosis in bonded hosts.

Role

The Glitch Runners' primary digital demolition charge, deployed to collapse data fortresses and erase incursion evidence through recursive data corruption cascades.

Tag Details

League Digital Shadow @ The Observatory
Pool Glitch Runners
Glitch Runners

Glitch Runners

The Glitch Runners are a group of unconventional hackers who exploit system glitches and bugs to gain an advantage. They're known for their chaotic, unpredictable approach and their ability to turn the corporation's own tech against them. Their bag tags feature glitch art and distorted imagery, reflecting their chaotic nature.

This case is a real basket case, if you catch my drift.
Raven "Hex" Blackwood Axel "Glitch" Novak

Faction Leader

Axel "Glitch" Novak

A self-taught hacker with a talent for finding and exploiting system vulnerabilities. Glitch revels in the chaos he creates, seeing it as a form of art.

Members

14

Divisions

FA40 MA3 MA4 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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Johnathan Blanton
Week 2 Score: 74 Place: 3
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Origin Story
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