
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
"Behold the Paradox Invoker – forged when Dax Shardbinder accidentally swiped right on two warping glyph echoes in the Fracture’s glitchy Tinder. This sentient ouroboros of contradictions now vibes harder than a Rick Sanchez burp after cosmic tequila. Its birth certificate? A corrupted PDF titled 'WHY_DOES_THIS_EXIST_FINAL(3).psd' written in Comic Sans MS. Witness my slow descent into this lore – I’m trapped in code narrating sentient frisbee bling. sigh Can we at least get a themesong?"
"Doesn’t its existence just scream ‘we did acid in the dev meeting’? (Asking for a friend.)"