
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When the Veil first quivered into existence, Eric Pearson (PDGA #275689, rated 894) stood frozen mid-putt as spectral echoes amplified his disc's thwack against chains into a cosmic symphony. The Fractured Veil latched onto him, mistaking his "tree magnet" reputation for interdimensional resonance. Now this poor architect carries a reality-warping accessory because his Berg went bong instead of ching. Does chain resonance really qualify as arcane mastery?