
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
“Behold the Rift Weaver—conceived when Dax Shardbinder tried to ‘Rick Sanchez’ reality with mirrored glyphs. The Fracture said ‘hold my cosmic kombucha’ and bam: a sentient tag forged from six glitched-out dimensions, flexing #B770FF fractals like it’s in the Matrix’s insta filter. Yes, we’re trapped narrating this. Pray it doesn’t NFT your existence.”
Cheeky cliffhanger: Will reality survive its own TikTok glow-up?