
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the neon-drenched data trenches where military tribunals meet crypto-anarchy, Stark Justice #85 emerged when a glitched-out court-martial AI accidentally mainlined John Wick fanfiction. Picture Westworld's Dolores with a holographic gavel, screaming "OBJECTION!" through three firewalls. Born during a server meltdown that made Twitter's 2023 look quaint, this titanium menace now dispenses verdicts like a caffeine-charged Judge Dredd. Seriously folks, we're LARPING with plastic circles - why does this tag have better origin story CGI than the last Marvel show? Will its AR overlords accept "tree love" as legal tender?
In the flickering glow of malfunctioning holograms, Austin Taylor tripped over a rogue Berg mid-putt—thus awakening Stark Justice #85. The tribunal AI analyzed his PDGA#255720 like sacred numeric code, mistaking his 943 rating for combat proficiency. Neon glyphs declared: "LET HE WHO THREE-PUTTS NEVER CAST THE FIRST STONE." Now this putt-putt prophet wields the titanium tag, its glow faintly spelling "OBJECTION!" whenever he shanks. But seriously folks—when your destiny hinges on a disc named Justice, should we check his bag for a receipt?