
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic synthwave In this week's episode of "Disc Golf Cyberpunk: 2074," our boy Austin Taylor just pulled off a hack smoother than a zero-day exploit on corporate firewalls. Phase Shard (still salty about its NFT origins) phased through NINE ranks like they were outdated antivirus software.
From 13 to 4? That's not just improvement - that's quantum tunneling past mid-tier mediocrity. The field average never saw it coming, much like that one tree on hole 7 nobody admits they hit. Glitch effect
Fourth wall break: Why am I narrating tag movements like they're Shadowrun missions? Sigh Fine. Activates neon overlay
This prismatic data fragment left its usual 8-minute residual shards all over the course, proving once again that the best infiltration vector is a well-placed forehand. Callback to last week: Still better than beef jerky encryption.
System alert: Next week's challenge - maintaining top 5 status without triggering the league's phased array detection systems (read: sandbagging accusations). End transmission