
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
“Behold the Sigil Covenant—born when three over-caffeinated Wardens tried to ‘contain the Fracture’ via a 3AM glow-up sesh. They jury-rigged a pact using stolen Starbucks napkins and the last shreds of reality’s patience. Now it pulses like a rave relic that’s seen too much Beyoncé’s Formation choreography. Yes, the ‘living contract’ is just magical bureaucracy with better special effects. Don’t ask about the fine print—I’m legally obligated to say it’s ‘binding.’”
(Yes, this is my life now. Narrating sentient stationery.)