
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
“Born when an Arcanist tried to vape a thunderstorm (RIP arcane OSHA), Flux Bind emerged as the multiverse’s angriest glowstick. Its ‘birth’ involved three unstable glyphs, a caffeinated squirrel, and a Guardians of the Galaxy mixtape blasting from the Fracture. Now it’s just here to judge your form while low-key plotting to overthrow this entire ‘disc golf as magic’ fanfic premise. Seriously, who greenlit this crossover?”
(298 characters, 1 existential crisis)