
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Resonant Glyph), tag number moved from 3 to 5. (Week 2 of 10)
Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from Luxon Quell's first containment of a Class V Arcane Breach, this artifact imprisons a rogue tempest within fractal alloy glyphs. Its unstable core serves as both power source and perpetual warning of contained destruction.
Crystallized surge energy core bound by pulsating cyan containment bands. Surface etched with jagged storm fractures. Emits reverse-polarity aura that disrupts nearby magical signatures.
Arcane capacitor that stores environmental surges and releases them as enhanced throw modifiers, warping disc trajectories with contained storm energy during critical plays.
Surge Bind is the storm’s heart—a league devoted to harnessing, amplifying, and unleashing arcane surges for dominance. They thrive on volatility, fashioning jagged storm glyphs and crackling auras that erupt across the course. Gameplay rewards bold power plays, unexpected volatility, and masterful manipulation of unstable energies. Victory is seized, not preserved, and every tag pulses with raw tempest force.
Luxon is a volatile aether seer infamous for rending the first Arcane Fracture. With surge manipulation at his fingertips, Luxon pushes the limits of reality with every play and inspires followers to ride the largest, wildest magical currents.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Resonant Glyph), tag number moved from 3 to 5. (Week 2 of 10)
The Flux Bind surged through the ether like a caffeinated thunderbolt, seeking its first victim—sorry, "chosen wielder." It detected Landon Adams (PDGA #203875) attempting a hyzer flip near Solitude's transformer box—a 951-rated beacon in the storm! As his disc kissed power lines, the tag fused to his bag via pure conductive irony. "Shocking binding agreement," he muttered, unaware he'd just become reality's mood ring caretaker. But seriously—can a man who trips on tee pads contain arcane entropy?
Origin Story:
“Born when an Arcanist tried to vape a thunderstorm (RIP arcane OSHA), Flux Bind emerged as the multiverse’s angriest glowstick. Its ‘birth’ involved three unstable glyphs, a caffeinated squirrel, and a Guardians of the Galaxy mixtape blasting from the Fracture. Now it’s just here to judge your form while low-key plotting to overthrow this entire ‘disc golf as magic’ fanfic premise. Seriously, who greenlit this crossover?”
(298 characters, 1 existential crisis)