Jul 12 - Sep 13, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from Herald Veyra's desperate containment of the Third Fracture Breach, this entity crystallized when she permanently fused part of her essence with unstable realm barriers - creating a semi-sentient anchor point for Veil preservation.
Constructed from fracture-hardened obsidian with embedded stabilization glyphs. Emits dampening frequencies that nullify chaotic magic. Surface runes glow violet when detecting instability and shift to UV-spectrum silver during active containment.
Mobile stabilization anchor used in covert Warden operations. Channels and amplifies barrier magic while suppressing Fracture-born anomalies through harmonic resonance with the Veil's core frequencies.
Guardians enshrouded in secrecy, dedicated to maintaining the sacred geometry and stability of the Veil. The Wardens believe the Veil is the sole barrier protecting reality from the dissolution and madness sown by the Arcane Fracture. Ritual-bound, tradition-focused, and entrusted with ancient glyphs known only to the society's inner circle, the Wardens deploy shielded magic and hidden defenses, revealing only calculated truths as the league's shadowy arbiters.
Once a trusted Architect before the Fracture, Veyra is renowned for impenetrable magical barriers, investigative foresight, and an unwavering commitment to preserving reality’s fragile balance. Endlessly vigilant, Veyra senses every subtle breach—her masked presence strikes both respect and foreboding among the league.
Due to absence from Week 4 (Fractured Mask), tag number moved from 1 to 3. (Week 4 of 10)
As the Herald Bastion's sigils pulsed with #2D143A dread, it scanned the mortal plane for its first anchor. Suddenly—Christopher Norman (PDGA#71774) stumbled through a UV-lit thicket, his 937-rated form tripping over reality's frayed edges. "BEHOLD!" thundered the tag, "A bearer who statistically averages fewer strokes than realm-tears!" The cosmic irony? Chris was searching for a lost ESP Nuke—truly a shadowdriver moment. Now bonded to this walking paradox, the Bastion whispers: Can a man who loses discs in broad daylight really safeguard existence?
Origin Story:
“Behold Herald Bastion—born when Warden Veyra yeeted her soul into the Fracture to stop a breach, basically becoming the multiverse’s worst HOA president. Her ‘casual Friday’ sacrifice fused shadow fractals with the bureaucratic rage of someone whose glyph group project failed. Now it hums Taylor Swift shards to neutralize chaos magic. Yes, this lore was focus-tested by caffeinated LARPers. Why are you staring at plastic tags like they’re Infinity Stones? 💀”
(UV-reactive sarcasm included. Do not taunt the sentient sigil.)