
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
“Behold Herald Bastion—born when Warden Veyra yeeted her soul into the Fracture to stop a breach, basically becoming the multiverse’s worst HOA president. Her ‘casual Friday’ sacrifice fused shadow fractals with the bureaucratic rage of someone whose glyph group project failed. Now it hums Taylor Swift shards to neutralize chaos magic. Yes, this lore was focus-tested by caffeinated LARPers. Why are you staring at plastic tags like they’re Infinity Stones? 💀”
(UV-reactive sarcasm included. Do not taunt the sentient sigil.)