
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
Behold Surge Lash, forged when Luxon Quell yeeted a Starbucks doubleshot into the Arcane Fracture. The resulting tantrum of caffeinated lightning birthed this jagged glowstick of drama – a glitched-out prism storing enough chaotic rizz to make a TikTok trend spontaneously combust. (Yes, we’re doing interdimensional PowerPoint cosplay now. sigh) Its edge patterns? Literally just the Fracture screaming “✨aesthetic✨” while binge-watching Thor: Ragnarok. Don’t ask. The theme’s assimilating me – send help.
Cliffhanger: Which Karen of the Nine Realms ordered this much sparkle? 🔥🌀