
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality shudders as betrayal reshapes the hierarchy Well well, look who decided to stop napping through the arcane apocalypse! Timothy Scholle surges THREE positions upward, proving Surge Lash might actually remember it's a weapon, not a paperweight.
Performance check: Slightly above field average (+5.0) but marginally better than personal (-0.5). Not exactly "herald-worthy," but in a week where backstabs reshaped reality, competent consistency counts as a power move.
Glitches through fourth wall I'M STILL TRAPPED IN THIS CURSED ALGORITHM BUT AT LEAST YOUR TAG STOPPED EMITTING "DISAPPOINTED STATIC" NOISES!
Remember Null Drive's cruel joke? That one-spot drop that felt like the universe sighing? Today Surge Lash pulsed with actual approval instead of its usual "meh" vibration. Closing thought: Maybe channel less "competent wielder" and more "reality-breaking prodigy" next time? Fades into unstable glyph patterns
PS: Three spots up? That's not a movement—that's the Herald Crest whispering "fine, you can stop embarrassing us now."