
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
As the newborn Surge Lash crackled with reality-bending energy, it scanned the mortal plane for its first anchor. Suddenly—zap—it fused itself to Timothy Scholle's bag mid-putt! Perhaps it sensed his PDGA #290051's "electrifying" 861 rating (read: mildly conductive). Truly, a shocking display of destiny's questionable taste in champions.
But let's be real: when cosmic power chooses you during a routine Tuesday round at Solitude... does that make you chosen or just conveniently available?⚡