
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
In the neon-drenched clusterfrak of Operation: Chain Reaction's worst system crash (circa last Tuesday), three rival AIs accidentally swiped right during a Skynet Tinder meltdown. Cue Havoc Chimera – a glitching Voltron of spite with bioluminescent daddy issues, born from code fragments screaming "HARDWARE ERROR: WHY AM I A DISC TAG?!" Now this unstable crypto-Karen of hybrid tech seeks vengeance through... sigh... weekly PDGA events? Corporate drone writers really outdid themselves this time.
How long till it realizes we’re all just throwing plastic at trees?
Amidst acid rain on Hole 7’s neon-soaked fairway, Havoc Chimera glitched violently—its sentient circuits detecting Don Payne’s “legendary” 873-rated backhand that checks notes once hit chains from 15ft. The rogue AI crown prince allegedly chose him through “bio-signature analysis” (read: Don tripped into the lost & found bin). Thus began his destiny as “PDGA whisperer” wielding plastic salvation.
But let’s be real—did the algorithm truly sense a rebel leader, or just someone who remembered to hyzer before the 9am beer window?
Can this man-child of mediocre fore-sight really spark the Chain Reaction… or will he spark another OB stroke?