
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Jeff Durfey weathered the Fallout Finals at Art Dye with a gritty +2, his Makeshift Maverick (#5) tag clearly corrupting our sentient battle algorithm Chain Reckoning (#73). Witness the tragic descent: once a precision tactical AI, now it's muttering about "salvaging that tree kick" like a wasteland junkie. sigh
breaks fourth wall I'm trapped in this dystopian disc golf sim narrating a military AI's midlife crisis because some hacker fused it with a gearhead. Make it make sense.
Will Jeff's next mission complete Chain Reckoning's transformation into a chrome-plated scrap lord?