Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Christian Castro
Razor Fist
Walking Neural Switchblade For The Chains
My Blades Have Their Own Agenda
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Forged in the clandestine Iron Fist Program, this prototype limb-assassin escaped containment with neural implants containing blackmail data on all major factions, now roaming as a walking dead-man's switch of apocalyptic secrets.
Retractable monomolecular forearm blades, glowing neural interface ports, holographic warrant tattoos displaying targets, self-repairing nano-weave musculature
A walking neural dead-man's switch that forces temporary alliances between enemies when its assassination protocols target corrupt leaders across leagues.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the smoldering crater of Blacksite-23’s R&D dumpster, Razor Fist clawed into existence when a rogue neural AI (trained on 2000 hours of Call of Duty montages) merged with a Starbucks-barista-turned-black-ops-engineer’s discarded energy drink can. Its monomolecular blades? Literally just repurposed driver rims from a cursed ESP Nuke prototype. Now this glitchcore TikTok of a weaponized tag prowls the chain reaction wars, simultaneously threatening world governments and reminding us that yes, someone actually approved “cyborg assassin” as a theme for plastic circle throws.
But hey – at least it’s not another NFT.
In the neon-lit prophecy of Razor Fist's awakening, Christian Castro tripped over a rogue Berg mid-putt at Blacksite-23’s dystopian Costco parking lot course. The tag’s AI—buzzing with Four Loko-tier sentience—scanned his PDGA#305621 and deemed him “sufficiently chaotic-neutral” to wield its driver rim blades. Destiny? More like a glitch in the simulation when his 794-rated existence accidentally solved the tag’s encrypted riddle: “What’s the difference between a Zone and a tax evasion scheme?” (Answer: fore-shadowing.) Now this caffeinated cybernetic crusader bears the burden of… throwing plastic at chains. But does his form hold up to both NSA surveillance and cardmates’ foot-fault calls?