
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the smoldering crater of Blacksite-23’s R&D dumpster, Razor Fist clawed into existence when a rogue neural AI (trained on 2000 hours of Call of Duty montages) merged with a Starbucks-barista-turned-black-ops-engineer’s discarded energy drink can. Its monomolecular blades? Literally just repurposed driver rims from a cursed ESP Nuke prototype. Now this glitchcore TikTok of a weaponized tag prowls the chain reaction wars, simultaneously threatening world governments and reminding us that yes, someone actually approved “cyborg assassin” as a theme for plastic circle throws.
But hey – at least it’s not another NFT.
In the neon-lit prophecy of Razor Fist's awakening, Christian Castro tripped over a rogue Berg mid-putt at Blacksite-23’s dystopian Costco parking lot course. The tag’s AI—buzzing with Four Loko-tier sentience—scanned his PDGA#305621 and deemed him “sufficiently chaotic-neutral” to wield its driver rim blades. Destiny? More like a glitch in the simulation when his 794-rated existence accidentally solved the tag’s encrypted riddle: “What’s the difference between a Zone and a tax evasion scheme?” (Answer: fore-shadowing.) Now this caffeinated cybernetic crusader bears the burden of… throwing plastic at chains. But does his form hold up to both NSA surveillance and cardmates’ foot-fault calls?