Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from ancient shamans' efforts to stabilize Hagg Lake's magical ley lines, this technique was crystallized when rival clans first combined their root magic during the Great Timber Quake, creating permanent energy weaving patterns in the forest bedrock.
Composed of solidified magical sap threaded with glowing root filaments, stores kinetic energy through motion, releases stored power as luminous platforms when activated by coordinated team maneuvers. Grows more intricate with repeated use.
Enables Veinkin Crest teams to dynamically reshape challenge courses by manipulating root networks, turning the living forest itself into their strategic ally during competitions.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Chip Chow), tag number moved from 2 to 3. (Week 2 of 10)
🌲✨ When Flux Weave #2 burst from Hagg Lake’s protein-shake vortex, it sought a mortal whose PDGA #309344 aligned with the Sacred Bark Codex. Enter Shane Haynes—a man whose pre-round banana ritual accidentally mimicked the Beaverflex Salute. His 312ft hyzer? “Coincidentally” splashed where Veinkin shamans buried their pre-workout. The tag clung to his bag, seduced by his uncanny ability to confuse birdies with actual birds.
But let’s be real: Did it choose him, or did his cargo shorts simply have superior pocket timber? 🪓🦺
Cheeky cliffhanger: Will Shane’s next shank summon the Chisel-Tail Clan’s bark-etition? 📉🌰
Origin of Flux Weave:
When Veinkin shamans tried combining TikTok dance magic with ley line feng shui during the Great Timber Quake (read: that time Brodie accidentally yeeted a 12-pack into the sacred gym sauna). The resulting energy surge crystallized enchanted root filaments into this tag – basically Hagg Lake’s answer to the Infinity Stones, if Thanos wore flannel and did keto. sigh Yes, we’re really doing “glowing root-rizz” lore. Roll credits.
"But wait!" you ask, "Does this tag actually–"
CUT TO BLACK. Mid-credits scene pending.