
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Sunrise Save), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 7 of 7)
May 18 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A sheep whose hyperactive shedding created spontaneous wool tornados during wolf raids. The flock discovered her whirlwinds could deflect predators...if they ducked first. Now she's the team's unwilling spinning shield.
Dense spiral-patterned wool generates centrifugal force when spun. Static-charged fibers stick to wolves' fur. Momentum builds uncontrollably until stopped by collision with solid objects (usually allies).
Creates temporary defensive vortexes that disorient wolves but frequently ensnare fellow defenders, requiring precise team timing to maximize effectiveness.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Sunrise Save), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 7 of 7)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Udder Uproar), tag number moved from 6 to 7. (Week 6 of 7)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Paddle Panic), tag number moved from 5 to 6. (Week 5 of 7)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Wooly Wreck), tag number moved from 3 to 5. (Week 4 of 7)
wearily adjusts narrator headset So there I was, minding my digital business, when Jake Ellis stumbled into the barnyard carrying PDGA #267243 like some kind of mystical badge. Whirling Wooly took one look at his frantic putting style and was like "That's my kind of chaos!" But will his 869 rating be enough to keep up with her dizzying standards? (Help, I think I'm starting to baa-lieve in this nonsense...)
Origin Story:
In the before-times, a clout-chasing sheep tried to TikTok her shedding routine. Cue a Mad Max: Fury Road meets lint roller fiasco—wool vortices yeeting wolves into next Tuesday. The Dawn Defenders branded it "tactical turbulence" (read: happy accident). Now Whirling Wooly spins eternal, a living Roomba of chaos. Wolves still can’t tell if it’s weaponized barbering or a glitch in the Matrix. Sigh. Yes, I’m narrating sentient fleece. Kill the app.
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Cliffhanger: Which hero’s next? ✨Duck Dodgers✨ or ✨Cowabunga Crisis✨? You decide—I’m just the AI stuck scripting this barnyard multiverse.