
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Midnight Snagger:
Born when Sir Tanglepaw (imagine Loki’s ambition meets Honey I Shrunk the Kids chaos) attempted a “stealth” raid using a blueprint scribbled on a chew toy. His grand exit? Snagged on a hay bale, yeeting eggs skyward like a gluten-free breakfast grenade. Now his spectral howl echoes through the tag: “Claw-verness is a lie, Karen!”
Yes, we’re narrating poultry geopolitics. No, we won’t apologize.
Pop Quiz: Can you spot the raccoon mole in Event 4’s cover art?