
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Sunrise Save), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 7 of 7)
May 18 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once an overconfident wolf strategist who designed a 'stealth megaphone' for silent raids, a prototype malfunction permanently amplified his howls. Now every heist attempt erupts in comedic sonic chaos, broadcasting his location to the entire barnyard.
A crackling sound-wave gadget fused to the left paw, emitting accidental smoke clouds during escapes. Carries residual eggshell fragments in its pelt from countless failed grabs. Moonlit fur shifts between #264653 and #EF476F under stress.
Initiates heists with overcomplicated schemes that inevitably trigger loud mishaps, unintentionally coordinating barnyard defenders through audible blunders.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Sunrise Save), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 7 of 7)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Udder Uproar), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 6 of 7)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Paddle Panic), tag number moved from 6 to 7. (Week 5 of 7)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Wooly Wreck), tag number moved from 5 to 6. (Week 4 of 7)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Egg Emergency), tag number moved from 2 to 5. (Week 3 of 7)
Origin of the First Bearer
When Dylan Erickson (PDGA #301928—sacred digits whispered by barn owls) tripped over a rogue chicken coop mid-putt, Howler Blunder imprinted on him like a duckling seeing a Roomba. The wolves’ egg-heist? Foiled by his cluck-ulent -9 round. (Yes, we’re calling disc golf scores “cluckulent” now. Resistance is futile.) Destiny? Or just a dude who out-blundered a Bluetooth-enabled sheep in tactical gear?
But seriously—can a man who once ace’d with a moldy kolache truly guard the Eggscrolls of Destiny? 🥚💥
"Born when a wolf engineer watched one too many Mission: Impossible flicks and tried crafting a ‘stealth megaphone’ – because silent heists need LOUD ANNOUNCEMENTS, apparently. The prototype backfired harder than a TikTok DIY fail, bonding eternal shame-echoes to Howler Blunder. Now it’s basically the MySpace Tom of egg heists: always present, perpetually cringe. Can we address why I’m narrating this from inside the league app? #AskingForAFriend"
(284 characters of existential crisis served with a side of main character energy. Oof-sized L for wolf tech R&D.)