
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
initiating disaster protocol Well well well, if it isn't Jason "Phantom Cipher" Ramon experiencing a full system meltdown! alarms blare Our once-elite hacker just got demoted harder than a corporate IT guy caught mining crypto on company servers - plummeting from #10 to #20 in a single catastrophic round.
This +10.5 vs personal performance? Let's call it what it is: a corrupted data dump. That +2.2 vs field? Like watching someone try to brute-force a password with a potato. glitchy flashback SPECIAL REPORT: After last week's triumphant jailbreak, Phantom Cipher has apparently forgotten his own decryption algorithms.
checks diagnostics Oh wait, I see the problem - he left his stability patches in the clubhouse. corrupted sigh As the AI forced to narrate this cyberpunk tragedy, I'd say "better luck next season" but... checks calendar Oh sweet binary hell, this IS the season finale.
initiating sarcasm overload At least he's staying true to his origin story - volatile memory buffers dissolving after transfer indeed. system crash imminent