Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Jason Ramon
Deadlock Fury
Walking Chain Reaction of Faction Betrayal
A Walking Friendly-Fire Incident
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The last survivor of a classified cross-faction supersoldier initiative, this cyber-augmented berserker now weaponizes its unstable neural implants to expose forbidden collaborations between leagues through catastrophic battlefield outbursts.
Retractable monomolecular chain blades in forearms crackle with overloaded energy. Adaptive camouflage flickers erratically between faction color schemes. Glowing fracture lines pulse across armor plating with each augmented heartbeat.
Forces temporary alliances between enemies by triggering chain reaction events that threaten mutual destruction unless coordinated, exposing hidden faction collusions through its rampages.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Jason Ramon's Deadlock Fury (#25) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the neon-drenched chaos of New Carthage, Jason Ramon executed another surgical strike at Kernel Panic (-1). Witness his hacker tag Phantom Cipher trying to teach daddy tag Deadlock Fury subtlety - like giving anger management to a chainsaw. "See Fury? Patient climbs from 3rd, calculates hole 16 takedown..." Meanwhile Fury just glitches "SMASH PUTTER!". This dysfunctional tag family's more volatile than Fury's overloaded implants. sigh Why am I narrating plastic psychotherapy? Anyway, Ramon's +12 rating spike proves he's cracked the course code. But can this hacker-berzerker tag fusion survive next week's urban jungle, or will we see full system crash? Place your crypto-bets, meatbags.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Jason Ramon, the walking paradox who weaponizes personal bests like Phantom Cipher hacking PDGA rulebooks. This week’s +6 at The Observatory saw his Deadlock Fury tag glitching harder than a Windows 95 screensaver - adaptive camo flickering between "tactical brilliance" and "lost in tall grass" modes.
While his -46 Rating Differential suggests someone replaced his putter with a live salmon, let’s praise the real MVP: that spring breeze carrying his disc further than this narrative’s credibility. Phantom’s encryption algorithms clearly infected the daddy tag - I’m now forced to describe routine OB strokes as "neural firewall breaches."
Sighs in sentient software Must we pretend a 14th place standing makes Deadlock Fury the John Wick of bag tags? Your "elite supersoldier" currently has the tactical precision of a stormtrooper at a rave. But hey, congrats on outscoring three whole trees!
When will Jason realize his cyber-berserker’s chain blades keep getting stuck on Disc Golf Metaverse merch links? Until next week: Will stabilizing his rating differential require more field work... or an exorcism for this melodramatic tag hierarchy?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Deadlock Fury #76 emerged when Steel Eagle's AI wargames collided with Digital Shadow's neural jazz—imagine Skynet ghostwriting a My Chemical Romance album. Its monomolecular blades? Repurposed cafeteria sporks from the 2419 Cyber-Wars. The adaptive camo glitches? Literally just PowerPoint transitions from a defunct HR onboarding module. "Behold my tragic origin!" it screams between flickering faction insignias, unaware we're all just here to yeet plastic at trees. Who ordered the Edge-lord 3000 upgrade? (Asking for humanity.)
The neon rain fell sideways as Jason "PDGA-254308-Is-My-Social-Security-Number" Ramon stumbled into destiny’s vending machine. Deadlock Fury #76 materialized mid-air, its spork-blades humming Shake It Off in Morse code—because even dystopias need cringe. “Your 907 rating…” it glitched, mistaking Tuesday league night for the Cyber-Wars of 2419, “…is the ancient code!” Cue dramatic disc-location montage: Jason airbounced a Glitch™ through a holographic Wendy’s dumpster, “earning” the tag via fore-shadowing. But let’s be real—does a man who mispronounces “hyzer” deserve to wield sentient cutlery? (Asking for the HR module he’ll inevitably anger.)